Katya, My Queen-To-Be

Do you think she’s hot? Her name’s Katya and she is my latest entry to my long list of “girlfriend-wannabe” / “potential one-night-stands”. If my mum were to find out about her, she will definitely give me a hard backhand on my head for letting such a great girl like Katya waiting.
Katya wrote me a really sweet email. However, I am appalled by her English. Let me share snippets of her declaration of love for me :)
1.   The agency of acquaintances has a contact to other agencies of acquaintances in other countries and I have received yours e-mail, therefore now I write to you.
I must get hold of her agencies of acquaintances as they do have acquaintances who are pretty young things!
2.   I very much like walks on fresh air, I very much love the nature.
She can walk on air! I’m impressed n_n
3.   I like the sea and it is pleasant to float, in the summer I like to float and sunbathe.
Floating is easy. Dead people float too.
4.   I trust in family and love, and I search for the person to the one whom I will give all heat of my heart and with that whom I will be always together,
I feel for you too girlfriend!
5.   My person, clever also has strong spirit, he is (continue reading...)